
Gorgeous
You are. *grips arm to steady him*
This isn’t healthy at all.
You think I dont know this.
Bah! No one cares about my health anyways. They just enjoy telling me no.
-goes to take another drink-
*puts a hand on his wrist to stall him a little*
Well I care of course!
-sighs- You have other creators though. I’m just another Tony Stark. Giant child with daddy issues and a drinking problem. The world wouldnt miss me.

Other creators. I wasn’t made the same as Dummy. My systems aren’t as astute, but I don’t call other creators mom. Dad would also be very cross if I let you do this. *snatches up bottle*
You are. *grips arm to steady him*
This isn’t healthy at all.
You think I dont know this.
Bah! No one cares about my health anyways. They just enjoy telling me no.
-goes to take another drink-
*puts a hand on his wrist to stall him a little*
Well I care of course!

Being drunk and concious are two different things. I am drunk. Yes.
….
It’s not low quality and I beliebe I smell fine.
Consciousness implies awareness that drunkeness does not have. You can be awake and unconscious.
There’s the intelligence we gave you. Who’s a smart boy?
You are!
-laughs and takes another drink, trying not to fall out of his chair-

You are. *grips arm to steady him*
This isn’t healthy at all.
Being drunk and concious are two different things. I am drunk. Yes.
….
It’s not low quality and I beliebe I smell fine.

Consciousness implies awareness that drunkeness does not have. You can be awake and unconscious.
Mom?
…Mooom
Moooooom.
Moooooooom.
Mom. Are you conscious, or should I take appropriate procedures relative to blood alchohol content?
I….am compleeeeeeeeeeeeetly concious.
*leans in uncomfortably close*
Certain? Your eyes are rather bloodshot and…

You smell like low quality liquor.

Mom?
…Mooom
Moooooom.
Moooooooom.
Mom. Are you conscious, or should I take appropriate procedures relative to blood alchohol content?